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Poor Play; No More Sex

Bill Michaels
October 08, 2018 - 11:59 pm
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When a team loses, we critique their play on the field.  We look at the situations where a play wasn’t executed properly, or a player miscue occurred.  We discuss coaching and the situations in which a coach or manager might have had a negative influence, or at the very least, didn’t put his team in a position to win. 

Well I’m here to tell you, we’re all wrong.  That’s not the problem at all.

It’s sex.  You heard me right, it’s sex. 

According to the former Eagles linebacker, Gary Cobb, the poor performance is equated to too much sex.  Cobb says, “it fogs up your mind” and that his Eagles who are now 2 and 3 after their loss to the Minnesota Vikings, they need to “fast from sex”.

Well, there ya have, that explains everything.

I guess, if you go by Cobb’s theory, Mason Crosby must have been doing the “bow chicka bow bow” at an almost Superman type pace. 

You da man Mason!